This site exists because deciding "how cooked" a decision was is objectively funnier when it's phrased like an official government incident report. That's it. That's the whole pitch.
Everything here — the diagnoses, the percentages, the achievements — is completely made up for entertainment purposes only. No actual analysis of your life, decisions, or criminal record takes place. Please do not forward your results to HR.
Contact
The creator is broke — no budget for a backend, so this stays proudly static forever. Already off building the next questionable idea. If you're interested (hiring, funding, collab, or just concerned), shoot a mail. 🥀🫡
ansalm169@gmail.com — Creator
How Cooked Are You? 🫡
An unofficial, unlicensed, and unreliable assessment of your decision-making.